Slaytanic Cult Leader Set To DJ Underground Hollywood Goth Club

The rumors have been confirmed regarding slaytanic cult leader, NOIZITH. The famed controversial DJ is set to appear at an underground gay goth club in the heart of Hollywood. NOIZITH’s DJ performance allegedly includes a ritual involving sacrificing live unicorns. Are these shocking claims rooted in reality? As the eagerly awaited genre-fluid dance party "GAYS GIRLS GOTHS” (also known as “GGG”) inches closer on Thursday, May 15th at 1723 N Hudson Ave. in Hollywood, the public demands answers. We investigate into the unfolding controversy surrounding “GAYS GIRLS GOTHS” and reveal the truth behind these disturbing allegations.

The Notorious Cult Leader: NOIZITH

NOIZITH - The pink-pigtailed, pink cloak-wearing valley girl who is the DJ and host of “GGG”, is accused of being the mastermind behind the slaytanic rituals that have shaken Hollywood. She is suspected to have committed violent acts of beheading innocent live unicorns at the nightclub as part of a ritual sacrifice. However, NOIZITH has denied any involvement in these cult activities, dismissing them as mere gossip on the internet.

The Disturbing Revelations

A popular Hollywood club-goer, who has chosen to remain anonymous, shared details of a chilling experience they had at the nightclub, commenting “Yeah, it's real. She cut a unicorn's head off in the club. I saw it". The horrifying revelation has sent shockwaves through the goth community, prompting an investigation by the LA District Attorney's Office. They released an official statement saying, “The victims of these alleged unicorn sacrifices deserve to be remembered and mourned.”

The Dark Side of Hollywood Nightlife

While hordes of enthusiastic attendees flock to “GAYS GIRLS GOTHS", hailing the club as a queer goth sanctuary, others believe there is a demonic underbelly that hides beneath the club’s vibrant hot pink exterior. Residents are cautioning others to watch out for signs of potential slaytanic cult activity in the area and to remain vigilant.

Seeking the Truth

The lingering obsession over this scandal raises the burning question: Is there really a slaytanic cult operating within the walls of “GGG”, or are these accusations the product of conspiracy theorists’ wild imaginations? Despite the sensational uproar swirling around the club, one indisputable fact remains: “GAYS GIRLS GOTHS” continues to spark a fanatical craze among Hollywood’s goth scene.

Club01 presents GAYS GIRLS GOTHS, Genre Fluid Dance Party. You are invited to a night of classic goth music and glamorous gay anthems. Join other members of the alternative lgbtq community, creative club kids and dark partiers for a unique goth club experience. Join us on the dance floor at GGG as Hollywood's most slaytanic dj, NOIZITH, will be putting in werk keeping you gagging all-night.